Chapter 1? I Hate School!
場景開學第壹天、二年級師生對話
學生：我討厭學校
班主任：我也討厭學校！
學生：我喜歡橄欖球和電子遊戲
班主任：我喜歡窩在沙發裏看電視、吃巧克力，而且還是那種壹口壹個、不臟手的那種。
妳猜，學生還會討厭學校麽？
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A.J.：My name is A.J.. I like football and video games. I hate school.
All the kids laughed when I said I hated school. But there was nothing funny about it.
Miss Daisy: You know what, A.J.? I hate school, too.
A.J.: You do？
We all stared at Miss Daisy. I thought teachers loved school. If they don’t love school, why did they become teachers?
Miss Daisy: Sure I hate school. If I didn’t have to be here teaching you, I could be home sitting on my comfortable couch, watching TV and eating bonbons.
All students: wow!
Ryan: What’s a bonbon?
Miss Daisy: Bonbons are these are wonderful chocolate treats. They ‘re about the size of a large acorn, and you can pop the whole thing right in your mouth so you don’t need a napkin. I could eat a whole box of bonbons in one sitting.
Andrea: They sound delicious!
**A.J. 終於打破上學恐懼，因為他認為： Miss Daisy seemed like a pretty cool lady, for a teacher.
Anybody who hated school and liked to sit around watching TV and eating chocolate treats was okay by me.
Me and Miss Daisy had a lot in common. Maybe going to school wouldn’t be so terrible after all.
**A.J. 與Miss Daisy通過對話就已讓讀者印象深刻！
但是，Ryan 與Andrea 臺詞很少，那麽作者增加壹些描述，讓妳了解這兩個人物，請看：
Ryan---a kid with black sneakers who was sitting next to me.
Andrea Young---a girl with curly brown hair. She was sitting up real straight in the front of the class with her hands folded like they were attached to each other.
(學霸氣質躍然紙上：只見她筆直筆直地坐前排，兩手臂就跟粘在壹塊兒似的放在桌上)
**閱讀技巧： 遇到生詞不查字典，接著往下讀，比如bonbons，小說裏大家都不懂就有人提問，那麽下文就有答案：Bonbons就是壹種橡子大小的巧克力糖。
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我的初衷
每個人身邊都有幾個清晨打卡記單詞的小夥伴，除了點贊，我只能邀請他們閱讀，因為閱讀英文原版作品，才真的更容易學語言。但是他們說太難，所以有了這個破冰專題！
當然，如果配上音頻更好啦！
所以妳找我，我給妳！
誠邀您壹起讀大名鼎鼎的校園主題故事《My Weird School》《瘋狂學校》！
因為：
這套書深受千萬小朋友喜歡，這裏是每個孩子向往的理想校園！
這套書是很多老師忍不住要去閱讀的書籍，無論是校長還是班主任、無論是學科老師還是醫務人員， 都能在這裏找到值得借鑒的工作方法與理念！
這套書深受學英語的朋友喜歡，它貼近生活、細節深入、表達地道，是原版閱讀的入門好讀物！
感恩遇見！