The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
With so many children, the place was a zoo.
The windows were broken, the roof was a leaker.
But that's what you get when you live in a sneaker.
關於英語短篇小詩歌篇二
I'm a Wizard, I'm a Warlock
I'm a wizard, I'm a warlock,
I'm a wonder of the age.
I'm a sorcerer, magician,
prestidigitator, mage.
I can change into a chicken,
or perhaps a purple pig.
I can wave my wand and, presto,
I'm a waffle with a wig.
With the power in my pinky
I can burst like a balloon
or transform into a tiger
with the head of a baboon.
If I wiggle on my earlobe
or I knock upon my knee
I bee a dancing doughnut
or a turtle in a tree.
Just a simple incantation
and I deftly disappear,
which I never should have done
because I've been this way all year.
And despite my mighty magic
I'm impossible to see,
for I never learned the spells I need
to turn back into me.
關於英語短篇小詩歌篇三
Can't Sleep
I'm battling insomnia.
I cannot get to sleep
despite a rather valiant
attempt at counting sheep.
I counted to a hundred.
Then I had a glass of milk.
I fluffed my little pillow
in its pillowcase of silk.
I made a pot of herbal tea
and drank at least a cup.
I sang myself a lullaby
and pulled my blankie up.
I plugged my ears with cotton balls.
I covered up my eyes.
I took relaxing breaths
and did a stretching exercise.
I've tried and tried to get to sleep
but just can't find a way.
It's looking like I'll have to
stay awake in class today.
關於英語短篇小詩歌篇四
I'm Practicing Telepathy
I'm practicing telepathy.
I'm learning ESP.
I'm getting mental images
like pictures on TV.
I thought I'd pick your brain a bit.
I thought I'd read your mind,
to get the answers to this test,
but now I'm in a bind.
I probed your thoughts and consciousness,
and now I guarantee,
we both are gonna flunk
because you're copying from me.