Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I fot to shake the bottle.
媽媽:妳為什麽不停地跳上跳下的?
湯姆:我剛吃完藥,可我忘了先搖動瓶子了
look:(我收集的10個英文笑話帶中文翻譯)
1.A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement munity. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'
這裏想對將要退休者提壹點忠告。如果妳只有65歲的話,千萬別進退休社群。因為那裏人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西,擡東西或者裝東西時,他們就叫喊,“讓小的幹吧。”
英語小笑話每句9個單詞Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference beeen a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
英語小笑話 (初二)80個單詞要翻譯He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆:約翰尼,妳小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆:真糟糕,怎麽回事兒?
約翰尼:我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜裏
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裏。他媽媽問,“發生了什麽事?”
“壹個男孩咬了我壹口,”伊凡說。
“再見到他妳能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。
“他走到哪裏我都能認出他,”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給妳的錢幹什麽了?”
“我給了壹個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “妳真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給妳兩分錢。可妳為什麽對那位老太太那麽感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
壹天,父親與小兒子壹道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麽事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什麽意思?” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說,“妳瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個,那麽我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子說,“那兒只有壹個警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor *** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時,家裏沒有乳酪了,於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了壹會兒,他拿著壹片乳酪回到房間,把乳酪放在客人的盤子裏。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裏說:“孩子,妳的眼睛就是比妳媽媽的好。妳在哪裏找到的乳酪?” “在捕鼠夾上,先生。”那小男孩說。
英語小笑話(10-30個單詞)七年級The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子
A DOG,crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth,saw his own shadow in the water,and took it for that of another Dog,with a piece of meat double his own in size.He therefore let go his own,and fiercely attacked the other Dog,to get his larger piece from him.He thus lost both:that which he grasped at in the water,because it was a shadow; and his own,because the stream swept it away.
壹條狗嘴裏叼塊肉,來到壹座橋上.它看見水裏有自己的影子,以為是另壹條嘴裏也叼著壹塊比自己那塊肉大壹倍的狗.它忙丟下自己嘴裏的那塊肉,猛力地攻擊水裏的狗.試圖去搶它的肉.結果,它兩塊肉都得不到.因為那只是壹個影子,它自己的影子而已.真正的肉也被水沖走了.
Which do you find more important,money or friends?
B:Friends,of course.
A:Why?
B:I can always borrow money from friends.
錢和朋友
甲:妳認為錢和朋友哪壹個更重要?
乙:當然是朋友.
甲:為什麽?
乙:我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢
英語小笑話只要七個單詞帶翻譯A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her hu *** and, I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means
You'll know tonight. he said.
That evening, the man came home with a *** all package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled The meaning of dreams.
壹名年輕女子正在午睡。 當她醒來時,她告訴她的丈夫,我剛才夢見妳給我壹個情人節的珍珠項鏈。 妳覺得它是什麽意思?
今晚妳就會知道, 他說。
那天晚上,該男子帶著壹個小包回家來,然後將它交給了他的妻子。 她高興地打開了它 - 卻只發現是壹本題為夢的書。
補充:
sentences的意思:句子,警句,定律。要根據上下文而定,妳可以查詞典解決。
英語小笑話50子
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告訴
(2) nest n.窩;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓勵
(5) resemble v. 相似;類似
18.鳥窩與頭發
我姐姐是壹位小學老師。壹次壹個學生告訴她說壹只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
“是什麽鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。
“我沒看到鳥兒,老師,只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。
“那麽,妳能給我們描述壹下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。
“哦,老師,就像妳的頭發壹樣。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
“我們有毒嗎?”壹個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
“是的,親愛的,”她回答說,“妳問這個幹什麽?”
“因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the *** ooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her posure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕壹趟火車。接近門口,壹位肥胖的中年婦女從後面沖過來,沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳,仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正準備扶她,她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了壹下,對我擠了壹下眉,說道:“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在妳腳下嗎?”
英語笑話故事
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆:約翰尼,妳小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆:真糟糕,怎麽回事兒?
約翰尼:我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜裏
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裏。他媽媽問,“發生了什麽事?”
“壹個男孩咬了我壹口,”伊凡說。
“再見到他妳能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。
“他走到哪裏我都能認出他,”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給妳的錢幹什麽了?”
“我給了壹個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “妳真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給妳兩分錢。可妳為什麽對那位老太太那麽感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
壹天,父親與小兒子壹道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麽事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什麽意思?” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說,“妳瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個,那麽我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子說,“那兒只有壹個警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor *** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時,家裏沒有乳酪了,於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了壹會兒,他拿著壹片乳酪回到房間,把乳酪放在客人的盤子裏。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裏說:“孩子,妳的眼睛就是比妳媽媽的好。妳在哪裏找到的乳酪?” “在捕鼠夾上,先生。”那小男孩說。
英語小笑話
上個星期五我穿了壹件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 壹個老美看到就笑我說, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 縮寫正好是 Adidas) " 我正驚訝他怎麽反應這麽快, 聯想力這麽豐富時,旁邊的
壹個老美幫我解圍, 他說, 有壹個很著名的合唱團 Korn, 他們的招牌歌之壹就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能詳的喔! 下次就換妳去取笑老美了.
英語小笑話40詞內英語笑話故事
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆:約翰尼,妳小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆:真糟糕,怎麽回事兒?
約翰尼:我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜裏
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裏。他媽媽問,“發生了什麽事?”
“壹個男孩咬了我壹口,”伊凡說。
“再見到他妳能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。
“他走到哪裏我都能認出他,”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給妳的錢幹什麽了?”
“我給了壹個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “妳真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給妳兩分錢。可妳為什麽對那位老太太那麽感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
壹天,父親與小兒子壹道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麽事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什麽意思?” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說,“妳瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個,那麽我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子說,“那兒只有壹個警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor *** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時,家裏沒有乳酪了,於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了壹會兒,他拿著壹片乳酪回到房間,把乳酪放在客人的盤子裏。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裏說:“孩子,妳的眼睛就是比妳媽媽的好。妳在哪裏找到的乳酪?” “在捕鼠夾上,先生。”那小男孩說。
英語小笑話
上個星期五我穿了壹件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 壹個老美看到就笑我說, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 縮寫正好是 Adidas) " 我正驚訝他怎麽反應這麽快, 聯想力這麽豐富時,旁邊的
壹個老美幫我解圍, 他說, 有壹個很著名的合唱團 Korn, 他們的招牌歌之壹就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能詳的喔! 下次就換妳去取笑老美了.
壹個英語小笑話,要求超過壹百個單詞my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人:哦,
親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!
史密斯夫人:可是妳該在報紙上登廣告啊!
布朗夫人:沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字。”
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are o birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,壹只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老師:請說說看。
學生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
求壹個初二英語小笑話 大約50個單詞 簡學易懂 急需1.Two Birds
Teacher: Here are o birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,壹只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老師:請說說看。
學生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
2.The New Teacher
Gee es from school on the first of September.
"Gee, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that o and four were six too....."
新老師
9月1日, 喬治放學回到家裏。
"喬治,妳喜歡妳們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。
"媽媽,我不喜歡,因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"
望采納
求壹個大約50、60個英語單詞的英文小笑話,帶翻譯。~~~~(>_<)~~~~A *** iling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
英文笑話:我沒有蛀牙/No Cavities
小男孩兒看完牙醫,面帶微笑地回到家:“嘿,媽媽,牙醫說,我壹顆蛀牙也沒有。”
媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛:“不可能——妳每回上床睡覺前都把巧克力盒子裏的糖壹下子吃完,而且從來不刷牙!”
這時,男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。?