篇壹
Learning Languages
My mom and dad learned Latin
many years ago in school.
My brother's taking Spanish,
which he thinks is pretty cool.
My sister studies French
because she loves the way they speak.
But I just like puters
so I'm learning Ancient Geek.
篇二
I Sort of Have the Sniffles
I sort of have the sniffles.
It seems as if I'll sneeze.
It slightly I'm showing signs
of some disorder or disease.
It could be I'm contagious.
Perchance I have a chill.
It's feeling like a fever.
I've an inkling that I'm ill.
I might have mild myalgia.
I'm probably in pain.
It looks as if I'm lately
more susceptible to strain.
The likelihood it's lethal
is maybe minuscule.
But why take any chances?
I'll be staying home from school.
篇三
What does the Bee do?
by C. G. Rossetti, 1830-1894
What does the bee do?
Bring home honey.
And what does Father do?
Bring home money.
And what does Mother do?
Lay out the money.
And what does baby do?
Eat up the honey.
篇四
Mary
Barto Pa
There once was a young horse named Mary
This Mary was rather quite hairy
She blow-dried her hair
And now she's quite bare
Now she has less hair to carry!
篇五
Advice from Dracula
Don't ever dine with Frankenstein;
He feasts on flaming turpentine.
He chomps and chews on soles of shoes,
and quaffs down quarts of oily ooze.
At suppertime he'll slurp some slime.
He's known to gnaw on gristly grime.
His meals of mud and crispy crud
will curl your hair and chill your blood.
His poison, pungent, putrid snacks
may cause you seizures and attacks.
Your hair may turn pletely white.
You may pass out or scream in fright.
Your skin will crawl.
Your throat will burn.
Your eyes will bulge.
Your guts will churn.
Your teeth will clench.
Your knees will shake.
Your hands will sweat.
Your brain will bake.
You'll cringe and cry.
You'll moan and whine.
You'll feel a chill
run down your spine.
You'll lose your lunch.
You'll lose your head.
So e...
and dine with ME instead.