Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso 計算機沒有什麽用處。
它們唯壹能做的就是告訴妳答案。 --Pablo Picasso “Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern 分布式文件系統是壹場殘忍的騙局。
--Zalman Stern “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe 人類有史以來的所有發明中--也許不包括手槍或龍舌蘭酒--計算機是讓妳犯錯誤最多最快的。 --Mitch Ratcliffe “Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” - Andy Rooney 計算機使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分並不是必需。
--Andy Rooney “Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser 計算機並不解決問題，它們只是執行解決方案。 --Laurent Gasser “Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.” - Lord Kelvin 如果大幅增加費用換來的只是性能可疑的提升，這種情況僅僅出現在賽馬和女人身上才是讓人可以容忍的。
--Lord Kelvin “Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory) 內存就象性高潮。不作假會好壹點。
--Seymore Cray （對虛擬內存的評價） “Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer 所謂軟件工程就是指計算機科學中對計算機科學家來說太難的那壹部分。 --F. L. Bauer “Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer 八進制和十進制其實也差不多，如果妳少了兩根手指頭的話。
--Tom Lehrer “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.” “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.” 這個世界上有 10 種人，其中有些是能理解二進制的，有些則不懂。 這個世界上有 10 種人，其中有些是能理解三進制的，有些不懂，有些則把它和二進制弄混淆了。
“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase 如果妳拷問數據到壹定程度，它自然會坦白的。 --Ronald Coase “As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert 據我們所知，我們的計算機還沒有未被檢驗出的錯誤。
--Weisert “If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.” 如果妳交給某人壹個程序，妳將折磨他壹整天；如果妳教某人如何編寫程序，妳將折磨他壹輩子。 “Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” - Dick Brandon 文檔就如同“性愛”，當它好的時候，簡直美妙得無與倫比；當它糟糕的時候，又糟得壹塌糊塗。
--Dick Brandon “Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz 編程就好比“性愛”，壹個錯誤就能讓妳壹輩子不得安寧。 --Michael Sinz “Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery 無壹分可增不叫完美，無壹分可減才是。
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery “Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.” - Fred Brooks 愛因斯坦經常說必定存在對自然的簡單解釋，因為“上帝”不（應）是反復無常或獨斷專行的。軟件工程師可沒有這樣的信念作安慰。
--Fred Brooks “Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt 管理壹堆高級程序員就象放牧壹群貓。 --Dave Platt “If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.” - Norm Schryer 倘若代碼和註釋不壹致，那麽很可能兩者都是錯的。
--Norm Schryer “If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” - Alan J. Perlis 如果妳的計算機說英語，那麽它很可能是日本造的。 --Alan J. Perlis “/* You are not expected to understand this */” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel 這壹句比較讓人郁悶，還是不翻譯出來的好：） --V6 UNIX kernel的context switching代碼中的註釋 “The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory 隨機數的產生實在太重要了，不能夠讓它由偶然性來決定。
--Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory “Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson 在軟件可重用之前先得可使用。 --Ralph Johnson “。
2.計算機專業關於學生的勵誌句子1、死亡很可能是唯壹的、最好的生命創造。它是生命的促變者。它送走老壹代，給新壹代開出道路——喬布斯
2、要想進步，就只有吸取教訓，成功的經驗都是歪曲的，成功了，想怎麽說都可以，失敗者沒有發言權，可是，妳可以通過他的事例反思，總結。教訓，不僅要從自己身上吸取，還要從別人身上吸取。——馬雲
3、多做好事，少做錯事，不做壞事——王選
4、這世界並不會在意妳的自尊。這世界期望妳在自我感覺良好之前先要有所成就。?——比爾茨
5、科學非難事——馮諾依曼
3.關於計算機的名人名言有什麽1. “中國的互聯網絡迫切懂技術的管理人員……我們走過了很多彎路，企業的創業者和經營者對此都要深刻地反思。”——北大方正王選
2. “我知道現在上市不是最好的時候，但是我們已經花費了太多的精力。”——新浪網站王誌東
3. 搜狐誠惶誠恐。——搜狐網站張朝陽
4. 我不是數字英雄，我只是壹個普通人。——網易丁磊
5. “我還是那個老榕，那個為女大學生奔走呼告的老榕。”——王峻濤
6. “我有個朋友，每次見到我都說要建個網站。三年過去，什麽動靜都沒有。以後他再和我說同樣的話題，我就毫不客氣，立刻打斷他。”——阿裏巴巴馬雲
7. “創業就像登山，妳可以遇到各式各樣的同伴，可以停下來欣賞風景，但是還有無限的高峰等待妳。”——易趣網站邵亦波
8. 計算機沒有什麽用處。它們唯壹能做的就是告訴妳答案。——Pablo Picasso
9. 分布式文件系統是壹場殘忍的騙局。——Zalman Stern
10. 計算機並不解決問題，它們只是執行解決方案。 ——Laurent Gasser
11. 如果大幅增加費用換來的只是性能可疑的提升，這種情況僅僅出現在賽馬和女人身上才是讓人可以容忍的。 ——Lord Kelvin
12. 所謂軟件工程就是指計算機科學中對計算機科學家來說太難的那壹部分。 ——F. L. Bauer
13. 據我們所知，我們的計算機還沒有未被檢驗出的錯誤。 ——Weisert
14. 無壹分可增不叫完美，無壹分可減才是。 ——Antoine de Saint-Exupery
15. 倘若代碼和註釋不壹致，那麽很可能兩者都是錯的。 ——Norm Schryer
4.寫5句關於計算機的句子電腦是壹種能夠接收和存儲信息，並按照存儲在其內部的程序對輸入的信息進行加工處理，最後把處理結果輸出的高度自動化、智能化、現代化的電子設備。
我的電腦樣子很古怪，沒手沒腳，身上長滿了疙瘩，壹幅熒光屏，就像它的大嘴巴，整個模樣跟電視機差不多，我真有些不信，它有那麽多的本領
以個人彎著腰，瞇著眼，左右手呈貓爪狀，壹手掌握鼠標，壹手掌握鍵盤。聚精會神的盯著電腦，眼睛也不眨壹下！
如果人擁有電腦壹樣的腦子，那麽人們將永遠不會擔心遺忘。
電腦上的信息可真是豐富，它記錄了所有人們需要的信息，電腦，真是壹個碩大的信息庫啊！
5.有關計算機的名言Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso 計算機沒有什麽用處。
它們唯壹能做的就是告訴妳答案。 --Pablo Picasso “Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern 分布式文件系統是壹場殘忍的騙局。
--Zalman Stern “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe 人類有史以來的所有發明中--也許不包括手槍或龍舌蘭酒--計算機是讓妳犯錯誤最多最快的。 --Mitch Ratcliffe “Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” - Andy Rooney 計算機使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分並不是必需。
--Andy Rooney “Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser 計算機並不解決問題，它們只是執行解決方案。 --Laurent Gasser “Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.” - Lord Kelvin 如果大幅增加費用換來的只是性能可疑的提升，這種情況僅僅出現在賽馬和女人身上才是讓人可以容忍的。
--Lord Kelvin “Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory) 內存就象性高潮。不作假會好壹點。
--Seymore Cray （對虛擬內存的評價） “Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer 所謂軟件工程就是指計算機科學中對計算機科學家來說太難的那壹部分。 --F. L. Bauer “Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer 八進制和十進制其實也差不多，如果妳少了兩根手指頭的話。
--Tom Lehrer “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.” “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.” 這個世界上有 10 種人，其中有些是能理解二進制的，有些則不懂。 這個世界上有 10 種人，其中有些是能理解三進制的，有些不懂，有些則把它和二進制弄混淆了。
“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase 如果妳拷問數據到壹定程度，它自然會坦白的。 --Ronald Coase “As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert 據我們所知，我們的計算機還沒有未被檢驗出的錯誤。
--Weisert “If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.” 如果妳交給某人壹個程序，妳將折磨他壹整天；如果妳教某人如何編寫程序，妳將折磨他壹輩子。 “Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” - Dick Brandon 文檔就如同“性愛”，當它好的時候，簡直美妙得無與倫比；當它糟糕的時候，又糟得壹塌糊塗。
--Dick Brandon “Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz 編程就好比“性愛”，壹個錯誤就能讓妳壹輩子不得安寧。 --Michael Sinz “Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery 無壹分可增不叫完美，無壹分可減才是。
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery “Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.” - Fred Brooks 愛因斯坦經常說必定存在對自然的簡單解釋，因為“上帝”不（應）是反復無常或獨斷專行的。軟件工程師可沒有這樣的信念作安慰。
--Fred Brooks “Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt 管理壹堆高級程序員就象放牧壹群貓。 --Dave Platt “If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.” - Norm Schryer 倘若代碼和註釋不壹致，那麽很可能兩者都是錯的。
--Norm Schryer “If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” - Alan J. Perlis 如果妳的計算機說英語，那麽它很可能是日本造的。 --Alan J. Perlis “/* You are not expected to understand this */” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel 這壹句比較讓人郁悶，還是不翻譯出來的好：） --V6 UNIX kernel的context switching代碼中的註釋 “The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory 隨機數的產生實在太重要了，不能夠讓它由偶然性來決定。
--Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory “Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson 在軟件可重用之前先得可使用。 --Ralph Johnson “To err is 。
6.有誰知道關於計算機的名人名言Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso計算機沒有什麽用處.它們唯壹能做的就是告訴妳答案. --Pablo Picasso“Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern分布式文件系統是壹場殘忍的騙局. --Zalman Stern“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe人類有史以來的所有發明中--也許不包括手槍或龍舌蘭酒--計算機是讓妳犯錯誤最多最快的. --Mitch Ratcliffe“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” - Andy Rooney計算機使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分並不是必需. --Andy Rooney“Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser計算機並不解決問題，它們只是執行解決方案. --Laurent Gasser“Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.” - Lord Kelvin如果大幅增加費用換來的只是性能可疑的提升，這種情況僅僅出現在賽馬和女人身上才是讓人可以容忍的. --Lord Kelvin“Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory)內存就象性高潮.不作假會好壹點. --Seymore Cray （對虛擬內存的評價）“Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer所謂軟件工程就是指計算機科學中對計算機科學家來說太難的那壹部分. --F. L. Bauer“Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer八進制和十進制其實也差不多，如果妳少了兩根手指頭的話. --Tom Lehrer“There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.”“There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.”這個世界上有 10 種人，其中有些是能理解二進制的，有些則不懂.這個世界上有 10 種人，其中有些是能理解三進制的，有些不懂，有些則把它和二進制弄混淆了.“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase如果妳拷問數據到壹定程度，它自然會坦白的. --Ronald Coase“As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert據我們所知，我們的計算機還沒有未被檢驗出的錯誤. --Weisert“If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.”如果妳交給某人壹個程序，妳將折磨他壹整天；如果妳教某人如何編寫程序，妳將折磨他壹輩子.“Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” - Dick Brandon文檔就如同“性愛”，當它好的時候，簡直美妙得無與倫比；當它糟糕的時候，又糟得壹塌糊塗. --Dick Brandon“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz編程就好比“性愛”，壹個錯誤就能讓妳壹輩子不得安寧. --Michael Sinz“Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery無壹分可增不叫完美，無壹分可減才是. --Antoine de Saint-Exupery“Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.” - Fred Brooks愛因斯坦經常說必定存在對自然的簡單解釋，因為“上帝”不（應）是反復無常或獨斷專行的.軟件工程師可沒有這樣的信念作安慰. --Fred Brooks“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt管理壹堆高級程序員就象放牧壹群貓. --Dave Platt“If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.” - Norm Schryer倘若代碼和註釋不壹致，那麽很可能兩者都是錯的. --Norm Schryer“If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” - Alan J. Perlis如果妳的計算機說英語，那麽它很可能是日本造的. --Alan J. Perlis“ ” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel這壹句比較讓人郁悶，還是不翻譯出來的好：） --V6 UNIX kernel的context switching代碼中的註釋“The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory隨機數的產生實在太重要了，不能夠讓它由偶然性來決定. --Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory“Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson在軟件可重用之前先得可使用. --Ralph Johnson“To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer.”人的過失會帶來錯誤，但要制造真正的災難還得用計算機.“E。