饑餓的熊貓
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
壹個熊貓走進飯店，坐下來點了壹個三明治。
He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
他吃了三明治，然後掏出槍，把服務員打死了。
As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
就在熊貓站起來要離開的時候，經理喊道：“餵，妳要去哪裏？妳剛打死了我的服務員，而且妳還沒有付三明治的錢”
The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
熊貓朝經理喊道：“餵，夥計，我是熊貓（PANDA），查壹下~~！”
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'.
然後，經理就打開詞典，去查“panda”這個單詞。
"What does it say?" asks a confused onlooker.
“怎麽說的？”壹個疑惑的旁觀者問
The boss reads: "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
老板讀到：“Panda：亞洲起源的住在樹上的有袋類動物，有明顯的黑白兩色。吃嫩枝和樹葉”
笑點是：shoots 有兩個意思：開槍，射擊，射殺；嫩枝
leaves：離開的意思，同時還是樹葉leaf的復數
字典上說的是：熊貓吃嫩枝和樹葉
故事中，熊貓就吃了三明治，開槍，然後離開。