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英語雙人情景幽默對話

經典對話壹:

男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以為妳買壹杯飲料嗎?)

女:Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必,我我寧願留下那些錢。)

經典對話二:

男:Can I have your name?(直譯:我能有妳的名字嗎?)

女:Why? Don’t you already have one? (為什麽?妳不是已經有壹個了嗎?)

經典對話三:

男:I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我壹直在尋找壹張像妳這樣的臉。)

女:I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫生。我也壹直在尋找壹張像妳這樣的臉。)

經典對話四:

男:Is this seat empty?(直譯:這個座位是空的吧?)

女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果妳坐下,我的座位就是空的。)

經典對話五:

男:Haven’t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什麽地方見過妳?)

女:Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什麽我不再去那個地方的原因。)

經典對話六:

男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六妳想跟我出去嗎?)

女:Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。)

這組對話只有看到最後才好玩,有趣。

A:I want some envelopes,please.

B:Do you want the large size or the small size?

A:The large size,please.

Do you have any writing paper?

B:Yes,we do.

I don't have any small pads.

I only have large ones.

Do you want a pad?

A:Yes,please.

And I want some glue.

B:A bottle of glue.

A:And I want a large box of chalk,too.

B:I only have small boxes.

Do want one?

A:No,thank you.

B:Is that all?

A:That's all,thank you.

B:What else do you want?

A:I want my change.

壹簡單搞笑的英語兩人情景對話

A:Hello, I'm Ben. May I ask you some questions?

B:Sure.

A:What is your father's name?

B:Happy!

A:Then, What is your mother's name?

B:Smile!

A:Are you joking?

B:No! That's my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census

staff?

A:Of course not.

B:Go ahead.

A:OK. Your name is Kidding!

壹段對話

Napolan and his soldiers(拿破侖這個單詞我記不清楚了) 眾士兵排列整齊的上。

M: Attention.(立正) Turn right/left. Quick time, march!(齊步走) (吹哨)

Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)

M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's give

him a warm welcome!

Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼,但是他搖搖頭) M: He doesn't know French at all.

Ss: What a pity!

A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month.

M: What shall we do?

B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first

one is

the Amry?

M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn't know French.

What

shall we do?

B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions at

any time.

Ss: Good!

各種場合:

睡覺: A: Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

A: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

A: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

吃飯:B:Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

B: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

B: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

跑步:C:Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

C: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

C: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

.....

Ss: We believe that's no problem at all.

N is coming. N is coming.

(眾士兵立正)

N: Hello! Everyone. How are you?

Ss: Fine. Thank you!sir!

Sam 在哆嗦,引起了拿破侖的註意。

N: (走到他的面前)Well. How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 21 . sir.

N: (非常吃驚的) How old are you?

Sam: (非常自信的) 3 .sir.

N: (生氣的) Either you or I am mad!!!!

Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both. sir!!!

Ss: My god!!!