Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible"
After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right?
Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall!
After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover!
After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter!
Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why?
After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about
Killer: "What '
After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her!
Killer (money than the position): ...
After: 2,000,000! Enough
Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point!
After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!!
Killer: closing!
After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end)
Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things
Turned
I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!!
Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being
Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!!
Princess while doing back-girls
"Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!!"
Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you
Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men!
(7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game)
Dwarfs 1: Who are you!
Dwarfs 2: how do you here?
Dwarfs 3: eat our rice
Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes
Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed?
Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash
7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!!
White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!!
Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet.
Alliance on: domestic violence to resist!
Xia Lian: Call of the community of love!
Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers!
White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey
Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally!
After the (door); room was right!
White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it
After: Yes, ah
White: That person is no room!!
After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special!
Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ...
White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door!
After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing!
After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh!
White: a small umbrella with it?
Pass after a small umbrella
White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back)
After: how it has not
White (see shrug days) did it rain!
After: In that case, what you have to walnut?
White; do you have carrots
After: What I said was, you have to do walnut?
White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots
After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it?
White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it?
After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh!
Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen
Small dwarf people to go home
Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!!
2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al -
Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem"
Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~!
At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt
Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt.
Prince: Who is this!
Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty!
Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!!
Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition
Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes!
Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who!
See Prince
White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai!
Prince (back) are you going to do you, you
White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful!
Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone)
White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha.
Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!!
White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad!
Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight)
White: We have not married Prince you can not go!!
Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life!
Ultimately the whole
旁白：很久很久以前，有壹個國家，國家裏有壹位可愛的公主，我們都叫她白雪公主，她過著無憂無慮的生活，我們以後簡稱她叫小白。可是，王後死了（電閃雷鳴聲），國王又取了壹個新王後，新王後長的是淹死魚，摔死鳥，別提多beautiful了
（王後上，身後兩個宮女，王後手拿壹張白紙，紙上有beautiful。）魔鏡立在場邊。
王後：做女人挺好，我是世界上最美的女人，（轉頭問身後的兩個宮女）妳們說是嗎？
宮女1：這還用說，地球人都知道。
宮女2：不信，您問鏡子。
王後走向，手指鏡子）魔鏡，魔鏡，告訴我，世上女人誰最美（做搔手弄姿裝）（音樂起，
王後自己在場上用模特步走來走去。）快節奏音樂響
後:快說
魔鏡：那個~從前最美麗的人是王後您沒錯啦，可是，10多年了，確實有點審美疲勞，現在世界上最美麗的那個人是-小白！她還上了最近壹期花花公子的封面呢！聽說現在有好多雜誌請她拍封面呢！
後：難怪現在狗仔隊越來越少了！原來是她！她她她她她她！我要殺了她！（沈思，響指）：waiter！
殺手：（墨鏡，叼牙簽，搖搖晃晃上，蹭新王後）幹嗎幹嗎
王後：跟妳說正經事，有個叫白雪什麽公主的，去幫我宰了她
殺手:(比money手勢）這個~
王後：兩百萬！怎麽樣
殺手：（吐牙簽）200萬？不行不行 太少了！！再加點
王後:201萬！行，還是不行！！！
殺手：（無比黑線）成交
殺手轉過去蹲下身來往衣服裏裝東西
轉過來
殺手：我就是人稱玉面假飛龍的殺手killer！！ POSE
白雪公主：在壹個伸手不見腳趾的夜晚 ……省略
他說要帶我去武大看櫻花（二人擺革命姿勢）
忽然
殺手臉色壹變
從懷裏壹掏……
掏出壹個小玩意= =
掏
又掏出壹個小玩意
再掏
掏出了壹把刀
（killer拿住刀，架公主脖子上。公主邊退邊做女生狀）
白雪公主：不要嚇人家啦啦 人家是女生誒
killer：（低頭，嘆氣，忽然轉身，手縷頭發，pose）錯錯錯，春如舊，人空瘦，淚痕紅浥鮫綃透，都說自古紅顏多薄命，但是我這個英雄跟是難過美人關啊！（唱：我總是心太軟 心太軟，把所有問題都自己扛！）妳走吧，我不殺妳
於是公主逃到了森林裏……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7個男人
7個小矮人跳著芭蕾上場
小矮人1：妳是誰？
小矮人2：妳怎麽在這裏？
小矮人3：吃我們的飯?
小矮人4；穿我們的衣?
小矮人5：睡我們的床？
小矮人6：帶現金了嗎？
7個小矮人壹起：我們這裏不可以刷卡的喲！
小白:我純潔善良美麗可愛人見人愛花見花開車見車爆胎的白雪公主！只可惜那喪盡天良的王後竟然要追殺我，幸虧我在關鍵時候施展美人計，才得以逃脫！哎，我的王子啊！妳為什麽就不能快點來呢！
事實是這樣，請妳們收留我吧
就這樣，7個小矮人收留了小白，每天小矮人出去挖金子，小白就在家裏做家務。今天，矮人們又要出去了，臨走前，他們送給公主壹副對聯
上聯：抵制家庭暴力
下聯：呼喚社會愛心
橫批：不要和陌生人說話！
公主做家務（音樂嘻唰唰）
小白:哎，做家務真辛苦啊！從早上到現在都3個多鐘頭了，我連壹張桌子都沒有擦完！哎！
此時王後知道小白沒死，暴跳如雷，決定親自上陣
後：屋子裏有人嗎？
小白（自言自語）咦!壹定是搞推銷的！小矮人說不能放搞推銷的人進來！（大喊）別敲了！屋子裏沒人！！
後；我不是來搞推銷的，我是來推薦幾種特別特別好的東西的
旁白：還不是搞推銷的！~
小白:不是搞推銷的啊！請進！門沒鎖！
後（自言自語）：門沒鎖那我敲了半天算什麽~
美麗的小姑娘，我們這兒的壹切都是為了美麗的妳鎖準備的噢！！
小白：帶小雨傘了嗎
後;帶了 遞過
小白（仔細端詳）嗯，不錯！不錯！（還回）
後：怎麽不要了》
小白：沒下雨呀！
後；那麽~妳要核桃嗎？
小白：妳有胡蘿蔔嗎
後:妳要核桃嗎
小白（癡呆狀）妳有胡蘿蔔嗎？
後（大聲）：我說的是，妳，要，核，桃，嗎？
小白（聲音提起）：噢！核桃啊！（回復白癡狀)妳有胡蘿蔔嗎？
王後用小雨傘將小白擊倒在椅子上
掏出核桃，面對觀眾壹本正經的說:這個核桃是有毒的噢！
然後餵進小白嘴裏
撐開雨傘，旋轉下臺，跳著唱著；妳是痛苦的，噢~~我是快樂的，噢~
小矮人回家
小矮人1；豬，別睡了！該幹活了！
小矮人2試小白鼻息，白癡狀：她死了耶……
小矮人壹壹重復
最後壹個說完後
從口袋裏掏出面巾紙，邊撕邊哭邊扔，還壹邊喊：她死了也~~嗚嗚
這時，鄰國的王子來這裏打獵…
王子披床單當鬥篷做小飛機狀繞場跑2周，指著公主：這是誰啊？
小矮人：其實，這是壹美女！
王子仔細端詳：我KAO！這樣也叫美女！
旁白：中毒後的小白已經面目全非
王子扁公主
公主吐核桃，醒。站起身：誰打我！誰！誰！
轉頭看見王子，做花癡狀:哇！帥哥誒！
王子驚慌狀往後退:妳妳妳要幹嗎
小白抓住王子的手，學成熟男人聲：漂亮！太漂亮了！
王子：公主！妳長的是那麽奔放！那樣的令人過目難忘！那樣的……(悲壯)
小白:呵，不要這麽說啦，人家只是有點小漂亮而已啦！
王子指天:為什麽！為什麽我要接受這樣的命運！！
小白；王子妳放心，我們不會像梁山伯和祝英臺那樣悲慘的！！
王子慢慢解下公主的手，公主卻越抓越緊
王子逃脫:公主！下輩子我還會記住妳的！
小白追趕王子：王子！我們還沒有結婚！妳不能就這麽走了！（追下臺）
旁白：從此，小白開始了對王子的追捕，但是據官方史料記載，他們從今以後過上了幸福快樂的生活
全劇終