小學二年級 英語詩歌 ：My Old Uncle Wheeler
My old Uncle Wheeler
the instrument dealer
sells cellos, pianos, guitars.
He also sells mandolins,
banjos and violins,
zithers and harps and sitars.
He sells all these things
that play music with strings
at low prices that cannot be matched.
His discounts are deep
and his prices so cheap
'cause he sells them with no strings attached!
小學二年級英語詩歌：The One Thing I Won't Eat
I don't care how nice you ask me
there is one thing I won't eat.
I don't care how much you add to it
to try to make it sweet.
Not a giant pot of honey.
Not a dozen jars of jelly.
Not a sixteen-pack of soda pop
will get one in my belly.
Use a tank of maple syrup
or a truckload full of fudge.
Bring a hundred cans of frosting
but you will not make me budge.
Try a thousand pounds of chocolate
or a million tons of sugar.
I don't care how much you sweeten it,
I will not eat a booger.
小學二年級英語詩歌：Lucky Lou
Lucky Lou was luckier
than anyone the world over.
Lou had ninety rabbits' feet,
his lawn was made of four-leafed clover.
Lou had lots of lucky bracelets
all adorned with lucky charms;
some he wore around his ankles,
others jingled on his arms.
Lou would keep his lucky hat on
even while he took a bath.
Black cats always walked behind him
so they wouldn't cross his path.
Never walked beneath a ladder.
Never wore a stitch of black.
Never broke a single mirror.
Never stepped upon a crack.
Lucky Lou was luckier
than anybody else, it's said.
Till the day that grand piano
fell and landed on his head.
小學二年級英語詩歌：Sailing Off to Singapore
I'd like to sail to Singapore,
Jakarta or Rangoon,
but our boat is barely moving
on this windless afternoon.
I'd steer my ship to Stockholm,
set a course for Southern Spain,
I'd be guided by a lighthouse
off the rocky coast of Maine.
I'd cut past Krakatau
and chart a course to Katmandu.
I would voyage into Venice,
and I'd cruise around Corfu.
I'd glide through the Galapagos,
and drift through the Bahamas,
where I'd navigate by starlight
in my mariner's pajamas.
I'd skim the seven salty seas
and plow the briny waves.
I would circumnavigate the globe
exploring coastal caves.
I'll shortly start my journey.
I'll begin my travels soon,
in this boat parked in our driveway
on this windless afternoon.
小學二年級英語詩歌：Don't Bring Camels in the Classroom
Don't bring camels in the classroom.
Don't bring scorpions to school.
Don't bring rhinos, rats, or reindeer.
Don't bring mice or moose or mule.
Pull your penguin off the playground.
Put your python in a tree.
Place your platypus wherever
you think platypi should be.
Lose your leopard and your lemur.
Leave your llama and your leech.
Take your tiger, toad and toucan
anywhere but where they teach.
Send your wombat and your weasel
with your wasp and wolverine.
Hide your hedgehog and hyena
where you're sure they won't be seen.
Please get rid of your gorilla.
Please kick out your kangaroo.
No the teacher didn't mean it
when she called the class a "zoo".