牙醫的牙痛..........................................................................................................................................................................
文物保護..............................................................................................................................................................................
立式蜻蜓....................(本末倒置)
顯微鏡廣告..............................................................................................................................................................................
黑洞............................(蒼天有眼)
扭秧歌打腰鼓....................................................................................................................................................................(
馬戲團失敗了..............................................................................................................................................................................
壞嘴...............................................................................................................................................................................
強行註射藥物............................................................................................................................................................................
給別人寫春聯...........................(對人)
除夕夜,家家戶戶都會包餃子...(全包)
上不封頂,下不保底...(天會塌下來)
郵遞員報告他的工作...........................................................................................................................................................................
耐心看魔術表演............................................................................................................................................................................
壹個被妻子拒之門外的男人............(外行)
模糊的...............................................................................................................................................................................
在廣場上看電影............................................................................................................................................................................
薄煎餅...............................(輾轉反側)
我父母出差了....................(免費)
最近,我得了流感..........................................................................................................................................................................
壹年級的兒子做數學題...(屈指可數)
世界通用語.........................................................................................................................................................................
拖鞋...............................................................(以前從未有過)
窮朋友來看我們...........................................................................................................................................................................
對唱女媧.............................................................................................................................................................................
將愛進行到底............................................................................................................................................................................
廚師的拿手菜...........................................................................................................................................................................
油漆匠...............................................................................................................................................................................
這匹馬跑得太快了............................................................................................................................................................................
廣東人唱京劇.............................................................................................................................................................................
被黃蜂包圍時的反應...(跳舞)
午夜鐘聲..............................(大片)
暑假長,寒假短...................................................................................................................................................................(
大多數人對自己職位的感受...
我姐姐乘船去,我哥哥上岸...(男女有別)
仰泳決賽.....................(最後壹戰)
追求女護士的最佳方式.........................................................................................................................................................................
吃橘子..............................(裏面吃,外面挑)
壹邊吃芝麻醬壹邊聊天...............(含糊)
地球末日的景象.......................(海枯石爛)
我迷路了,不能回家.......................................................................................................................................................................
穿過迷宮(拐彎抹角)
烤紅薯..........................................................................................................................................................................(
地獄入室盜竊.........................................................................................................................................................................(
拔河比賽..............................(漫談)
不滿意理發師的手藝.......................................................................................................................................................................
世界上最小的軍隊...........................................................................................................................................................................
最貴的裙子.......................................................................................................................(戴嶽)。
站在北極說話..........................................................................................................................................................................
看著泰坦尼克號慢慢下沈............................................................................................................................................................................
大爹醫生給人們治病..........................................................................................................................................................................
節省介紹費的最好方法..........................................................................................................................................................................
切肉太難了..........................................................................................................................................................................
賣桃子的和賣李子的打架...
補牙........................................................(張口結舌)
我檢查了壹根拴在驢子上的繩子.........................................................................................................................................................................
收垃圾的喊道.............................................................................................................................................................................
偽造...........................................................................................................................................................................(
強震.......................(招搖)
古代重大交通事故...........................................................................................................................................................................
喊口號..............................................................................................................................................................................
單壹的.............................................................................................................................................................................(
壹起坐車去終點站...............................................................................................................................(同歸於盡)。
互送秋波......................(以眼還眼)
拉二胡...........................................................................................................................................................................(
壹出門就遇到了公公婆婆............................................................................................................................................................
兔子不吃窩邊的草。
所有的美女都在前面..........................................................................................................................................................................
小朋友,妳今年多大了......................................................................................................................................................................
先坐飛機,再坐地鐵......................................................................................................................................................................(
在超市購物..........................................................................................................................................................................(
笑掉大牙.........................................................................................................................................................................(
回燕老家去..........................................................................................................................................................................(
涼鞋...........................................................................................(以前從未有過)
園丁的工作............................................................................................................................................................................
灌輸...............................................................................................................................................................................
嚼著雞爪.....................................................................................................................................................................(
長頸鹿正在覓食...........................................................................................................................................................................
環境汙染...............................................................................................................................................................................
上帝的玩具............................................................................................................................................................................
越獄.............................................................................................................................................................................(
我壹學會走路就跳霹靂舞。
最合適的音頻廣告............................................................................................................................................................................
獵物太多了............................................................................................................................................................................
刺猬..............................................................................................................................................................................
七除以二.......................(不三不四)
他壹出生就死了.............................................................................................................................................................................
世界上最大的項目...........................................................................................................................................................................
數學老師.............................(閑聊)
十五個人吃飯..............................................................................................................................................................................
悲劇電影結束了............................................................................................................................................................................
現場觀看乒乓球比賽..................(環顧四周)
我只討厭遇見妳,不是晚上。
墓碑.......................................................(名義上)
紅燒豬頭..........................................(帶)
送戲下鄉.......................(唱歌跳舞)
烹飪中的壹個重要過程............................................................................................................................................................................
霓虹燈裝飾的廣告語言..........(閃爍其詞)
先把雞殺了,再問老婆是紅燒還是蒸........................................................................................................................................................(
為了省兩張電影票,我失去了壹個女朋友................................................................................................................................................................(
當我得知我兒子在學校又犯了壹個錯誤時..........................................(站起來)
聽膩了笛聲,牛對牧童的請求....................................(對牛彈琴)
發現別人在吹牛之前的表情........................................(敬畏)
聽說中午吃雞,高興得手舞足蹈.........................................................(我聽到小雞在跳舞)
兒子怕老子,老子怕老婆,老婆怕兒子....................................(壹物降壹物)。
因為沒有房子,所以不談對象.............................................................................................................................................................(
把答案抄在肚子上,準備科舉作弊.........................................................................(什麽都知道)
在舊社會,它代表壹個窮人的形象........................................(瘦子)。
我媽壹看她滿分的卷子,趕緊要了“耐克”....................(趁熱打鐵)
我擔心壹塊金子會從天上掉下來砸死我.................................................................................................................................................................
本想拋磚引玉,沒想到扔過來的磚把玉砸了.......................................................................................................(事與願違)。
當壹個和妻子去購物的男人看到壹個漂亮的女人時....................................................................................................................................................................
藍色的刀和藍色的槍...(刀槍不入(藍色)
穿黃金的人.............................................................................................................................................................................
壹只狗過了木橋後就不叫了...(過目不忘(王)
“3”走在路上...翻了壹個筋鬥,然後又翻了壹個...............................(三番兩次)
羊停止了喘氣.............................................................................................................................................................................
第十壹本書..............................................................................................................................................................................
羊叫鷹....................(楊峰(羊電話)不聽話(老鷹“妳好”)
壹位80歲的老太太打了個哈欠——地平線是無盡的(牙齒)
權衡項羽與劉邦--獨霸天下。
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