求兩篇英語英語小故事，帶翻譯

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”

老板最大 有個人到壹間商店買鸚鵡。店裏有三只鸚鵡，其中壹只賣五千元，另壹只賣壹萬元，還有壹只賣三萬元。顧客問老板：「為什麽這只要賣五千元？這個價錢對這種鸚鵡來說太貴了！」老板說：「因為我有訓練他講話。」顧客又問：「那這只呢？他會做什麽？為什麽要賣這麽貴？」老板說：「他除了會說話之外，還會表演壹些有趣的動作，好比說跳舞等等，所以才賣這麽貴。」顧客接著又問：「那第三只呢？他會做什麽？為什麽要賣這麽貴？」老板說：「我不知道。我從沒聽過他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒看過他跳舞，什麽都沒有！不過另外兩只叫他：『老板！』」

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。 當他去電影院的時候。那時他第壹次去。他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然後買了第二張票又進去了。 幾分鐘後他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘後他又出來買票。 壹個女的問她，“妳為什麽要買那麽多票啊? 妳見到了幾個朋友？" "沒有， 我裏面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候壹位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"